Shipping and return policies for Bloodbellycombjelly

Shipping Info
I'ma package it up personally and handwrite your address on the thing (and maybe draw a doodle) and mail it to your house. It'll take me as long as it does (I'll try to be quick) + the time the postal service takes.
Return Policy
why would you ever want to return such a wonderful thing?
(if its damaged, we'll fix that up real nice)